Let us tell you a tale.
In 2020 three brave adventurers set off upon a mighty quest. Their journey would be long and full of tribulations, but with the hearts of warriors and the power of friendship, their destiny was foretold: TO UNCHAIN THE EPIC FORCE OF HEALING BOTANICALS WITH SCIENCE, COMPASSION, AND MAGIC FOR THE BENEFIT OF THE ENTIRE WORLD AND THOSE FORGOTTEN FEW WHO, PERHAPS, NEEDED IT THE MOST…
Cool story, bro.
But that is pretty much how this all went down. We had a vision in which everyone could live a healthier more satisfying life through the curative powers of high-quality botanicals grown by ethical standards and extracted through the most scientifically effective and consistent means. We then began creating style and intrigue to become the industry-leading standard for bringing fun, unique, engaging CBD products into a brand new era.
Why Dweebs
Let’s be real, there is no shortage of CBD brands on the market today. Of course, our first priority was to source only the highest-quality flowers and extraction processes for our products. Even so, how would you manage to sift through the endless sea of less reputable, low-quality, bargain bin CBD, to get to the good stuff? Especially if it was never marketed to you in the first place? Well, that’s where we come in. Ask yourself this: If you were to start getting targeted ads today for CBD (and you most likely will after visiting this site), what would you see? Spoiler alert; a lot of grass-fed, yoga-themed, or stark medical images mostly focused on folks who you might not have a lot in common with. Maybe it would even make you feel like CBD wasn’t for you. This is the travesty that we are intent on fixing, by making botanical healing for everyone and giving it a boost of mainstream, pop culture appeal.
Our slogan is “Premium CBD for the Discerning Nerd” not because only nerds can enjoy and benefit from our products, but because internet intellectuals, gifted gamers, and glorious geeks are the long-ignored demographic that deserves the chance to experience the benefits of the good green. Why does floral freedom only belong to the flower children, jocks, yogis, and your parents? We say, NO MORE! Ultimately, our mission is to create products that you won’t feel embarrassed to have in your medicine cabinet. In fact, we hope CBDweebs is something you want to take OUT of the bathroom or kitchen and bring into the game room, bedroom, convention, or comic shop: A supplement that makes you smile every time you go to reach for it and that you’re excited to talk with your friends about, because you want them to feel as good as you do. After all, the only thing that’s better than feeling great yourself is sharing that feeling with those you care about the most.
Our Team
Team Dweeb
We’re honored to introduce you to our partners and goodwill ambassadors. They are some of the most prominent artists, influencers, and content creators out there, working in film, anime, video games, cartoons, comics, music, and streaming, who also just so happen to share a passion for CBD wellness. Check ‘em out!
Allegra Clark
Voice Actor
Anjali Bhimani
Actress
Joe Zeija Voice Actor
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John Choi
Voice Actor
Ify Nwadiwe
Comedian & Actor
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How It Works
Our Process
CBDweebs is crafted & tested to the most rigorous standards of the botanical wellness industry. From inception to shipping, we ensure that our customers are not only getting the coolest, most unique CBD on the market but the absolute BEST.
Step 1
The Finest USDA Certified Organic Farming
The creation of every Cbdweebs product starts with proprietary strains of hemp that are naturally high in CBD. All of the organic hemp we use is grown in nutrient-rich soil in the United States of America on USDA certified organic farms.
Our farmers operate under stringent guidelines and use state-of-the-art organic farming techniques. Not only does this enhance the quality of our natural proprietary strains, but it also ensures that our products are unsurpassed in potency, quality, and consistency.
Step 2
Hemp Flower Processing
After the harvest, all plants are thoroughly dried. Once the drying process is complete, the buds (also referred to as flowers) are removed and stored in a climate-controlled environment until they are ready to be used. We do not use the leaves, stalks, seeds, or stems in order to create the highest-quality CBD oil. Prior to extraction, we take our buds through a milling process, an extra step that serves to enhance the final product even further.
Step 3
Unique, Proprietary Extraction Methods
The USDA certified, organic, milled hemp goes through a proprietary USDA certified hemp extraction process. The extracted oil then goes through a series of USDA organic certified purification processes that produces a beautiful honey-colored organic CBD oil. The top-level oil is free from solvents, pesticides, fats, waxes, and other undesirable plant compounds. These various, certified methods create the beautiful oil that we use to make our USDA certified organic products.
Step 4
Removing the THC
While the oil from Step Three is used directly to make our full spectrum tincture (full spectrum oil contains less than .3% THC), in order to make our broad spectrum oil, we must have the THC removed. We do this via a proprietary, USDA organic certified chromatography process. This is a unique and expensive undertaking and is the reason why authentic, USDA organic broad spectrum CBD products are so rare.
As you can see in our broad spectrum lab reports, our products contain no detectable (0.0%) THC and this was achieved with organic techniques that ensure the quality and integrity of our CBD.
Step 5
Product Development and Manufacturing
One of our main goals is to formulate all of our products using the highest quality organic ingredients available. As a premium CBD brand, there isn't one place in our formulation, ingredient, component sourcing, or our manufacturing process where we cut corners.
CBDweebs’ 20,000 square foot production facility is located in Colorado, is registered with the FDA, is also USDA certified organic, and follows cGMP. We have fulfillment centers and distributors across the country, but where ever you find CBDweebs, you’ll know it came from the highest quality manufacturing facility..
Step 6
Third-Party Lab Testing
Every batch that CBDweebs sources go through rigorous third-party lab testing at an ISO certified lab. We set the highest bar for testing in the industry. Every batch receives the most comprehensive testing available: potency (ensuring what’s on the label is in the bottle), microbial (E. coli, yeast, mold), heavy metals (lead, arsenic, mercury, and cadmium), pesticides (60 total) and solvents.
Transparency is one of our founding principles. That is why each of our products includes a QR code link to both the internal lab reports on the raw oil and the third-party testing on the final product.
Lab Results
Official Certificate of Quality Assurance and Third-Party Lab Results Each batch of our products is thoroughly tested and documented for quality and consistency with your peace of mind in mind.
How to see your lab results: Flip your bottle and look at the bottom. There you will find the lot number. Just click on the link to view the lab results under the appropriate product listed. They will contain all of the information you need: date of manufacture, attributes (consistency and color), potencies, solvents, terpenes, pesticides, heavy metals, and more. This page will include both third-party and in-house lab results. If you have any questions, just hit us up on the contact page and we’ll answer whatever you need!
Simply click the lot number to view the lab results.
Green Apple Gummies
10 mg CBD / gummy
Strawberry Lemonade Gummies
10 mg CBD / gummy
*Certified Organic - Full Spectrum CBD Tincture - Key lime
*Certified Organic CBD Tincture - Mint
CBD Softgels with Melatonin
CBD Tincture - Natural
CBD Softgels
Certified Organic CBD Salve
Frequently Asked Questions
I’m new here. What is CBD?
Is there a better first question? We think not. The simple answer is that CBD is short for cannabidiol; just one of many different molecules known as cannabinoids found in the cannabis plant. You know the one. CBD itself has many beneficial properties and is most commonly used to promote overall wellness. And who doesn’t need more of that? Wait, we can’t end up answering a question with a question, can we? Too bad. We did. Or did we?
Okay then, what is CBD oil?
Soooo, what exactly are cannabinoids?
What’s the difference between hemp and CBD?
Is it safe?
Am I doing drugs? What is the difference between hemp and marijuana?
What does “broad spectrum” mean?
What does “full spectrum” mean?
Will I feel any effects from using CBD products?
Is it possible to take too much CBD?
How often can I take CBD?
Will I need a marijuana card or doctor’s prescription to use CBD products?
Are your products organic? Is CBDweebs Vegan friendly?
Gluten and I are not friends. Can I still use your products?
Can I give CBD to my pet?
What is your return policy?
Get in Touch
If you have any more questions about our CBD products, business inquiries, or would simply like to talk to someone personally (we love to chit chat!), please fill out the contact form below or write us at info@cbdweebs.com
Allegra Clark
Voice Actor
Allegra Clark is a trilingual voice actor known for her work in Apex Legends, Fire Emblem, Genshin Impact, Dragon Age, and Jujutsu Kaisen. She also enjoys playing D&D, streaming video games, serenading her cat, and talking your ear off about early Renaissance Italian poetry and/or Leonardo da Vinci.
Allegra Clark
Voice Actor
Anjali Bhimani
Actress
Joe Zeija
Voice Actor
John Choi
Voice Actor
Ify Nwadiwe
Comedian and Actor
Ify Nwadiwe is a comedian, actor, and writer based out of LA. He’s performed all over the country and has written for shows on Comedy Central, Adult Swim, and NBC. Known for his goofy characters in the TTRPG space you’re bound to have a good time if you see him pop up in a video you’re watching.